kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

(Source: phiones)


tipslip:

when you accidentally do something really stupid

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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin


stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image


"You closed your eyes and hoped for better days, but those days never came because your eyes are still closed." - open your eyes to the world - h.b (via cuntryside)


p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile


narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 


undrunkscotsman:

doctorwho:

cloysterbell:

I can’t wait to watch as tumblr’s servers crash on Sunday. 

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no you come back here right now


brilliances:

following back tons

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are


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