how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin
when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent
it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
I can’t wait to watch as tumblr’s servers crash on Sunday.
no you come back here right now
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are