"Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being." - Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)

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how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

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ikisscalpal said: I Love 1D && 5SOS!!! && YOUTUBERS


skype me, friends





One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.



If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick up after you, remind yourself that your existence doesn’t demand an apology, that you are allowed to make mess and take up space, do not be afraid to expand. Every single goddamn minute. Expand, expand, expand

i needed this today

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You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter


i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos. Me: *turns up music* Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos! Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone. Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos? Me: Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash? Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone. Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy. Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay? Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away. Lady cop: I can make that happen. Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you! Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight. Entire train: *applauds*


ive stolen this line and used it so many times


why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

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I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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